the day of laziness

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

(Naahh)

I'll be lounging on a couch, just chillin in my snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Douggie,

'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

Tomorrow I wake up

Do some P90x

Meet a really nice girl

Have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out this is great

(Oh my God, this is great)

Yeeaah

I might mess around

And get my college degree,

I bet my old man will be so proud of me.

But sorry paps you'll just have to wait

OooohYes I said itI said itI said it 'cause I can!