''Just gonna stand there and Watch me burn

That's alright because I like the way It hurts

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry

That's alright because I love the way you lie

I love the way you lie''

-Timão: Hakuna Matata, é lindo dizer

-Pumba: Hakuna Matata!!, sim vai entender!!

-Timão: Os seus problemas,você deve esquecer

-Timão/Pumba: Isso é viver, é aprender

-Timão: Hakuna Matata!!

-Simba: Hakuna matata?

-Pumba: É! É o nosso lema!

-Simba: Lema? O que é isso?

-Timão: Nada, não confunda com lesma (risos)

-Pumba: Sabe garoto? Essas duas palavras resolvem todos os seus problemas!

-Timão: Tem razão, veja o Pumba por Exemplo.

ouça, quando ele era um filhote...

-Pumba: Quando eu era um filhooooteee!...

-Timão: É foi bom isso hein?

-Pumba: Obrigado.

-Timão: Sentiu que seu cheiro era de um porcalhão, que esvaziava a savana depois da refeição!

-Pumba: Era só eu chegar,e era um tormento!

Quando eu via, todo mundo sentar contra o vento!!

AAAAAIIII QUE VEXAME!

-Timão: Era um vexame!

-Pumba: Quis mudar meu nome!

-Timão: Ah o que é que tem o nome?

-Pumba: Me sentia tão triste!

-Timão: Se sentia triste!

-Pumba: cada vez que eu...

-Timão: Ei Pumba, na frente das crianças não!

-Pumba: Ah desculpe!

-Timão/Pumba: Hakuna matata, é lindo dizer, Hakuna matata, sim vai entender!

-Simba: Os seus problemas, você deve esquecer!

-Timão: É isso ai garoto!

-Todos: isso é viver, é aprender, Hakuna MATATA!

-Timão: Bem vindo ao nosso humilde lar

-Simba: Vocês moram aqui?!

-Timão: Moramos onde queremos

-Pumba: É lá é onde o bumbum descansa!

-Simba: É bonito!

-Pumba: (arroto) Que fome!

-Simba: Eu seria capaz de comer uma zebra inteira

-Timão: Hãhãhã,aqui não tem zebra

-Simba: Um antílope?

-Timão: Não,não

-Simba: Coelho?

-Timão: Não! ouça aqui, vivendo como a gente, vai comer como a gente, olhe!, aqui é um bom lugar para descolar algum grude!

-Simba: Hãn! O que é isso?

-Timão: Comida, o que parece?

-Simba: Bleergh! Que nojo!

-Timão: Hum hum hum, gosto de galinha!

-Pumba: Viscoso, mas gostoso!

-Timão: Isso são guloseimas raras, uma noz, muito gostosa e crocante (sotaque Francês)

-Pumba: Vai aprender à gostar

-Timão: É o que eu digo garoto! Essa é que é a boa vida, sem regras ou responsabilidades! Huuumm é do tipo cremoso! E acima de tudo, sem problemas! E então?

-Simba: Tudo bem, hakuna matata? Viscoso, mas gostoso!

-Timão: É isso ai!!

-Todos: Hakuna, matata, Hakuna, matata, Hakuna, matata ,Hakuna!...

-Simba: Os seus problemas, você deve esquecer!

-Todos: Isso é viver, é aprender!

-Timão: Hakuna matata!

-Simba: Hakuna matata!

-Timão: Hakuna matata! Hatuuuuuuuuna matata! Hakuna matata iiiiihhhhh!

É quase meia-noite

Algo maligno está espreitando na escuridão

Sob a luz da lua

Você vê algo que quase para seu coração

Você tenta gritar

Mas o terror lhe tira a voz antes

Você começa a congelar

E o horror te olha bem nos olhos

Você está paralisado

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Rolling Stones

Paint It Black - Rolling Stones

A Punk - Vampire Weekend - ♡

Giving Up The Gun - Vampire Weekend - ♡

About A Girl - Nirvana

Lithium - Nirvana

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana - ♡

All The Pretty Faces - The Killers

Already Gone - The Eagles - ♡

Barracuda - Heart - ♡

Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold

Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold - ♡

Before I Forget - Slipknot - ♡

Psychosocial - Slipknot

Blue Orchid - The White Stripers - ♡

Seven Nation Army - The White Stripers

Cherry Bomb - The Runaways - ♡

Iron Man - Black Sabbath

Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult - ♡

Symphony Of Destruction - Megadeth - ♡

Frankenstein - The Edgar Winter Group 

Caveman Rejoice - The Bags - ♡

Even Rats - The Slip

Slow Ride - Foghat - ♡

 Back In Black - AC/DC - ♡

Hell's Bells - AC/DC

Highway To Hell - AC/DC - ♡

Moneytalks - AC/DC

Just Tonight - The Pretty Reckless

Make Me Wanna Die - The Pretty Reckless

Since You're Gone - The Pretty Reckless - ♡

Killing In The Name Of - Rage Against The Machine

Change

It was the night things changed

Do you see it now?

These walls that they put up to hold us back fell down

It's a revolution

Throw your hands up 'cause we never give in

We'll sing hallelujah

We sang hallelujah

Hallelujah

28.213.493

Tudo começou com uma triste história

no dia que eu não vi Avatar

Depois inventaram

o Sonic-Lobisomem

Foi aí que a gente decidiu gravar.

Quem é esse Nerd 

Vesgo, boca-suja

Ta querendo me enganar...

(ta querendo me enganaaaar)

Vinte e oito milhões,

duzentos e treze mil

quatrocentos e noventa e três

Eu também sou tosco

quero o meu próprio vlog

Quem sabe é minha

chance de estourar?

Eu gravei sem camisa

o som ficou uma bosta

vê se passa la pra comentar

Só não vai me dizer que

eu to copiando

apesar de eu estar( apesar de eu estaaaar)

Vinte e oito milhões

duzentos e treze mil

quatrocentos e noventa e três

Vinte e oito milhões

duzentos e treze mil

quatrocentos e noventa e três( views do

canal MASPOXAVIDA)

Lola, café, Diego

Puta-que-pariu

Oi, como vai você?

Ninguém mais vai

falar que eu copiei o 

Ronald Rios

Oi, como vai você?

Quero mais descer as 

cataratas num barril

Oi, como vai você?

Safe and Sound

I remember tears streaming down your face

When I said, I'll never let you go

When all those shadows almost killed your light

I remember you said, Don't leave me here alone

But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight

Just close your eyes

The sun is going down

You'll be alright

No one can hurt you now

Come morning light

You and I'll be safe and sound

Don't you dare look out your window darling

Everything's on fire

The war outside our door keeps raging on

Hold into this lullaby

Even when the music's gone (gone)

Just close your eyes

The sun is going down

You'll be alright

No one can hurt you now

Come morning light

You and I'll be safe and sound

Just close your eyes

You'll be alright

Come morning light,

You and I'll be safe and sound.

the day of laziness

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

(Naahh)

I'll be lounging on a couch, just chillin in my snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Douggie,

'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

Tomorrow I wake up

Do some P90x

Meet a really nice girl

Have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out this is great

(Oh my God, this is great)

Yeeaah

I might mess around

And get my college degree,

I bet my old man will be so proud of me.

But sorry paps you'll just have to wait

OooohYes I said itI said itI said it 'cause I can!

DR. Bieber

Cure the Bieber Fever

Dr. Bieber(x3)

Bieber Fever is spreading across the country

Wait, world! No, universe!

Bieber Fever is spreading rapidly

It is un-curable

I repeat un-curable

(Chorus)

Dr. Bieber(x4)

Cure the fever(x3)

Cure the Bieber Fever

Dr. Bieber(x4)

Cure the fever(x3)

Cure the Bieber Fever

Dr. Bieber(x4)

Yeah I got a PhD, I don't need a fake ID

Yeah you females know of me

I'm so sick with no IV

J to the U to the S to the T

Bieber Fever's in the street

Time to realize I'm a beast

(I'm a beast, I'm a beast)

Say it three times 'cause I know it's right

Catch that virus in the night

I know it's un-curable

It's durable, but it's alright

Bein' this bad across the globe

Been to every single home

Every city, Every country

Every girl is in the phone

Oh my gosh I love him

Isn't he prefect?

You can be my queen

Yeah I show you how I work it

(How I work it, how I- how I work it

How I work it, how I- how I work it)

This is not a cold,

Not a flu not a sickness

Baby this is good and it doesn't hurt to get this

You are never cured and you'll never regret this

Got my swag's up ridin' with Kenny in the Lexis

Oh my God it's Bieber Fever

It's everywhere

It's taking over the water

It's taken over the air streams

You cannot run from it

You cannot hide from it

That's why we call it:

Bieber Fever!

(Chorus)

Dr. Bieber(x4)

Cure the fever(x3)

Cure the Bieber Fever

Dr. Bieber(x4)

Cure the fever(x3)

Cure the Bieber Fever

Dr. Bieber(x4)

Cure the fever(x3)

Cure the Bieber Fever

We all go to DJ.com

We got DJ TayJames right here

We also got Sean Kingston

(Sean Kingston)

What a' gwaan

You know what it is,

Bieber Fever

(Justin Bieber)

*coughs*

Shawty Mane

(Justin Bieber)

*coughs*

Shawty Mane

(Justin Bieber)

I caught Bieber Fever too

*coughs*

My Jolly Sailor Bold

Após uma manhã de verão

Eu cuidadosamente me perdi

Entre as Walls of Wapping

Onde eu conheci um marinheiro gay

Conversando com uma jovem

Que parecia sentir dor,

Dizendo, William, quando você for

Tenho medo que você nunca mais retorne.

Clique em

Smile

You know that I'm a crazy bitch

I do what I want when I feel like it

All I wanna do is lose control

But you don't really give a shit

Ya go with it, you go with, you go with it

'Cause you're fucking crazy Rock 'n' Roll

Yeah You said hey

What's your name?

It took one look

And now I'm not the same

Yeah, you said hey

And since that day

You stole my heart

And you're the one to blame (yeah)

And that's why I smile

It's been a while

Since everyday and everything has felt this right

And now

You turn it all around

And suddenly

You're all I need, the reason, why

I smile

Last night I blacked out, I think

What did you, what did you put in my drink?

I remember making out and then, oh, oh

I woke up with a new tattoo

Your name was on me and my name was on you

I would do it all over again

Yeah You said hey

What's your name?

It took one look

And now I'm not the same

Yeah, you said hey

And since that day (since that day)

You stole my heart

And you're the one to blame

(yeah)

And that's why I smile

It's been a while

Since everyday and everything has felt this right

And now

You turn it all around

And suddenly

You're all I need, the reason

Why

I smile

The reason, why

I smile

You know that I'm a crazy bitch

I do what I want when I feel like it

All I wanna do is lose control

You know that I'm a crazy bitch

I do what I want when I feel like it

All I wanna do is lose control

And that's why I smile

It's been a while

Since everyday and everything has felt this right

And now

You turn it all around

And suddenly

You're all I need, the reason, why

I smile

The reason, the reason why

I smile

The reason why

I smile

Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)

Kathy:

Fridaaaaay!!

Darren:

Hey Kathy! I just wanna thank you for giving the best party of all time. It was absolutely incredible and I don't care what anyone says about you, you're actually really cool. Best party ever, woo!

There's a stranger in my bed,

There's a pounding in my head

Glitter all over the room

Pink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a minibar

DJ's passed out in the yard

Barbie's on the barbeque

There's a hickie or a bruise

Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a black top blur

But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Damn!

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on tabletops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

And got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop-op

Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots

Don't know what to tell my boss

Think the city towed my car

Chandelier is on the floor

With my favorite party dress

Warrants out for my arrest

Think I need a ginger ale

That was such an epic fail

Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a blacked out blur

But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Damn!

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on table tops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credits card

And got kicked out of the bars

So we hit the boulevards

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping int he dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday Night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop-op

Oh whoa oh

This Friday night

Do it all again

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

Do it all again

This Friday night

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on table tops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

And got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop

Oh-whoa-oh

This Friday night

Do it all again.

Kathy: Woo, oooh noo!

Mother: What do you think this egg was doing on the sto..?

Father: I have no idea, it's just...!

Mother: Kathy Beth Terry, what happened to your room?

Kathy: Oh...mom, dad!!

Father: And why is there some lost boy in your bed?

Kathy: I don't know anything! I just woke up..and..my solar system was off of the post!

Father: My goodness, so irresponsble?

Mother: And what is uncle Kenny doing on the couch?

Kathy: I don't know it... it was Rebecca! She had a party!

Father: No, Rebecca Black is a nice girl!

Mother: Yeah, I don't think she would've started this, honey!

Kathy: Why are you home so early from the convention?

Father: Well I got some crazy texts from uncle Kenny saying that he was gonna start playing the sax again.

Mother: Yeah, we had to get home right away to see what that was all about.

Father: Can't let that happen.

Kathy: I love you guys, but uncle Kenny told me you used to be fun on Friday.

Father: Kid Kathy... we invented Fridays!

Kathy: I need to sleep it off!

Parents: Good night honey!

Darren: Your uncle was Kenny G! Best party ever, woo!

Father: When your mom and I were young, we... we... we used to party... you know...

Mother: What happened to your ... was so hard hot?

Father: You know... sleep all day, party all night. That was a... a model right?

Mother: Something like that...

Father: Honey, let's go out on Friday night!

Kathy: That was aweeeesome mom! Kenny was awesome!

Oh my God, it's too hot!