Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)

Kathy:

Fridaaaaay!!

Darren:

Hey Kathy! I just wanna thank you for giving the best party of all time. It was absolutely incredible and I don't care what anyone says about you, you're actually really cool. Best party ever, woo!

There's a stranger in my bed,

There's a pounding in my head

Glitter all over the room

Pink flamingos in the pool

I smell like a minibar

DJ's passed out in the yard

Barbie's on the barbeque

There's a hickie or a bruise

Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a black top blur

But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Damn!

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on tabletops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

And got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop-op

Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots

Don't know what to tell my boss

Think the city towed my car

Chandelier is on the floor

With my favorite party dress

Warrants out for my arrest

Think I need a ginger ale

That was such an epic fail

Pictures of last night

Ended up online

I'm screwed

Oh well

It's a blacked out blur

But I'm pretty sure it ruled

Damn!

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on table tops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credits card

And got kicked out of the bars

So we hit the boulevards

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping int he dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday Night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop-op

Oh whoa oh

This Friday night

Do it all again

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

Do it all again

This Friday night

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

T.G.I.F.

Last Friday night

Yeah we danced on table tops

And we took too many shots

Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night

Yeah we maxed our credit cards

And got kicked out of the bar

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark

Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night

Yeah I think we broke the law

Always say we're gonna stop

Oh-whoa-oh

This Friday night

Do it all again.

Kathy: Woo, oooh noo!

Mother: What do you think this egg was doing on the sto..?

Father: I have no idea, it's just...!

Mother: Kathy Beth Terry, what happened to your room?

Kathy: Oh...mom, dad!!

Father: And why is there some lost boy in your bed?

Kathy: I don't know anything! I just woke up..and..my solar system was off of the post!

Father: My goodness, so irresponsble?

Mother: And what is uncle Kenny doing on the couch?

Kathy: I don't know it... it was Rebecca! She had a party!

Father: No, Rebecca Black is a nice girl!

Mother: Yeah, I don't think she would've started this, honey!

Kathy: Why are you home so early from the convention?

Father: Well I got some crazy texts from uncle Kenny saying that he was gonna start playing the sax again.

Mother: Yeah, we had to get home right away to see what that was all about.

Father: Can't let that happen.

Kathy: I love you guys, but uncle Kenny told me you used to be fun on Friday.

Father: Kid Kathy... we invented Fridays!

Kathy: I need to sleep it off!

Parents: Good night honey!

Darren: Your uncle was Kenny G! Best party ever, woo!

Father: When your mom and I were young, we... we... we used to party... you know...

Mother: What happened to your ... was so hard hot?

Father: You know... sleep all day, party all night. That was a... a model right?

Mother: Something like that...

Father: Honey, let's go out on Friday night!

Kathy: That was aweeeesome mom! Kenny was awesome!

Oh my God, it's too hot!