the day of laziness

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

(Naahh)

I'll be lounging on a couch, just chillin in my snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Douggie,

'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

Tomorrow I wake up

Do some P90x

Meet a really nice girl

Have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out this is great

(Oh my God, this is great)

Yeeaah

I might mess around

And get my college degree,

I bet my old man will be so proud of me.

But sorry paps you'll just have to wait

OooohYes I said itI said itI said it 'cause I can!

4 Tumblr: Umbroken

6 Impossible Things

Ás vezes eu penso em seis coisas impossíveis antes 

do café da manhã...Vamos, diga Alice!

primeira Tem uma poção que faz você crescer

segunda tem um bolo que faz você escolher

terceira animais podem falar

quarta gatos podem desaparecer 

quinta o país das maravilhas existe

sexta minha vida pode mudar totalmente

antes mesmo que eu pisque.

4 Tumblr: Disney

4 Tumblr: Travel